Intro: D G D G D A D Verse: D G D G D A Murphy, Murphy darling dear I long for you now night and day. D G D Your pain was my pleasure your sorrow my joy G D A D I fear now Iʼve lost you to health and good cheer. D G D A D G D A D Verse: D G D Darcy when I met you i was 5 years too young G D A a boy beyond his age or so Iʼd tell someone. D G D Anyone whoʼd listen and a few who couldnʼt care G D A D still I welcomed you with open arms my love I did share. Chorus: D G D A Darcy, Darcy, darling dear, you left me dying crying here D G D A D In whisky, jin, and pints of beer i fell for you my darling dear. Verse: D G D You shut me off then you showed me the door. G D A D But you always came crawlin back beggin me for more. D G D I showed you kindness a stool and a tab. G D A D Then you poured me my pain in a dirty glass. D A G A D Yeah you left him bloody battered penniless and poor. D A D You know I often stopped to wonder how he made through my door. G D With my brothers new non-duplicate registry I.D. G D A D Well you bit off more than you could chew the first day you met me. Chorus. Verse: D G D You werenʼt the first to court me mister you wonʼt be the last. G D A G Oh Iʼm sure I wasnʼt honey I know all about your past. D G D G Well listen to the big shot with his pager on call you spent most of those D A D nights in my bathroom stall. G D A D Yeah, you got him high but you left him low. D G D G D Mind your own business boy how was I to know that he was just a fiend and a A D no good cheat. G D A D Well thats all in the past bitch cause now I got it beat. Chorus. x2