Intro: F# C# B C# x4 F# C# B Iʼm just a middle-aged middle-eastern camel-herdin man C# F# C# I got a little two-bedroom cave here in North Afganistan B C# Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand F# Since they moved in C# B They call themselves the Taliban C# Oooh, oooh the Taliban Baby F# C# Now i ainʼt seen my wifeʼs face since they came here B C# They make her wear a scarf over her head F# C# That covers her from ear to ear B C# She loves the desert and the hot white sand F# But man sheʼs just like me C# B No she canʼt stand, The Taliban C# Oooh, oooh the Taliban Baby Chorus: C# F# B But you know someday soon werʼe both gonna saddle up C# And itʼl be ride camel ride F# C# My old lady sheʼll be here with me B just smilin right by my side C# F# We should do just fine around Palestine C# Or maybe Turkmenistan B C# Weʼll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to F# The taliban F# C# Now they attacked New York City B C# ʼCause they thought they could win F# C# Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end B C# F# Mr. Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said C# B C# Now you son-of-b**ches ypu better not be doing any buisiness With the Taliban F# C# B So we prayed to Allah with all of our might C# F# Until those big U.S. Jets came flying in one night C# B And they dropped little bombs all over their holy land C# F# C# Man you should have seen them run like rabbits they ran B The Taliban Chorus.
