Em The King of Araby is coming home today Em Itʼs bumper touching bumper on the motorway G A C The sun is in the sky just now B Em But the road is grey Em They drive in Winnebagos from the Everglades Em Pulled over by the troopers in the mirror shades G A The Caravan is sorry C Am B The driver has a twenty and change D And weʼre leaving all the road for dead Am Weʼre getting tired of the twists and turns D You gotta go when human nature calls C B Weʼre driving, weʼre driving Em Through the valley of malls Em And God forgive the passengers if we should fail Em To find a penny fountain of a half-off sale G A I need a merchant C B Em Iʼve just started searching for a Holy Grail Em Fighting for the freedom from a common bond Em To be a barracuda in the guppy pond G A C Am B So little time for so many things to try on D And weʼre leaving all the road for dead Am Weʼre getting tired of the twists and turns D You gotta go when human nature calls C B Weʼre driving, weʼre driving Em Through the valley of malls Em Through the valley of malls...