Tobey - Eminem, ukulele chords

Published: 2024-07-15 12:48
Selection chords: Sarah Harris

Intro:
Am

Am
Shit, fuck, shit
Boy, huh

Chorus:
            Am
Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider, but see, me, it was a goat
If you want space, I hope you take your helmet off soon as you get up to Venus and choke
                  F
Even while sleepinʼ, be thinkinʼ so woke
White Cartiers, all Iʼm seeinʼ is dope
                             G
My city Leia and Iʼm Obi-Wan, got a mission to pass, I just might be the hope

            Am
Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider, but see, me, it was a goat
If you want space, I hope you take your helmet off soon as you get up to Venus and choke
                F
Even while sleepinʼ, be thinkinʼ so woke
White Cartiers, all Iʼm seeinʼ is dope
                             G
My city Leia and Iʼm Obi-Wan, got a mission to pass, I just might be the hope

Verse:
            Am
No español, Iʼm allergic to rojo and legally blind, all Iʼm seeinʼ is "go"
D to the A, there and back, if we ride with the Dracʼ, canʼt smoke from the T to the O
                    F
Upped than a bitch, you can keep what you owe
Granny told me, "Boy, you reap what you sow"
                      G
Do the most, we over-even the score
Said he on the run, glued his feet to the floor

            Am
Up in my Tesla, Iʼm rollinʼ up ʼIshers, I stopped at Valero, think I should quit smokinʼ
Life is a gamble and Iʼm playinʼ slots, pull it down, close my eyes and I pray I win tokens
                F
All Wockʼ, no pop, how we drive, you can come and take a baby sip, still taste that itʼs potent
                    G
One of one, sittinʼ ʼround the stars, double R, finna race, yeah, the Wraith like a spaceship, itʼs floatinʼ

All this drip, think I Am below sea level
Cut your own wrist off with that weak bezel
Ride around with the Iron Giant, make ʼem eat metal
Watch uncʼ break a rock down to three pebbles
Bam-bam, down three, hit the grand slam
Four pockets full, fully switched, Go wham-wham
Pants cramp, pull it down, Iʼm countinʼ ʼtil my hands cramp
Wrote "DSM" on the beach, now the sand stamped

Interlude:
Boy
Ayy, ayy

Verse:
They wanna bleed me and lead me to act like they need me, but fuck it, I Do it alone (Woah)
She wanna touch me and rub me and Go back to hubby, he probably could smell my cologne (Damn)
I was immersed in the Murcié, I show ʼem no mercy, I really was watchinʼ the throne (For real)
Niggas ainʼt turninʼ me down, when my baby asleep only time that Iʼm watchinʼ my tone, look (Shh)
We donʼt want chips with a chip on our shoulder
If he Obi-Wan, then I gotta be Yoda
Donʼt need no promoter, we pull up, they know us
Iʼm the Ayatollah snatching your controller
I donʼt give a fuck about you when Iʼm focused
Fuck all the drugs you take, Iʼm takinʼ over
I paid attention, donʼt need no payola
Canʼt take ʼway from me, you just need to take cover (Frr)
I can paint a picture like I made the stencil
Fuck your whole image, Iʼm with Cole Bennett
I donʼt know what the fuck they done told niggas
I put all of my heart and my soul in it
I met you in person, you so different
I canʼt listen to you for a whole minute
Took a blood test, ainʼt no Ho in it
Watch your motherfuckinʼ mouth ʼfore I Go in it
They like, "No, he didnʼt," got ʼem more invested
If itʼs one thing I make, I make no exceptions
I got new addresses, I got no reception
I got love and hate cominʼ from both directions
Bitch, I come from the D where they BMFing
Where they movinʼ them keys like a chord progression
Bitch, Iʼm omnipresent, I got no reflection
Made a livinʼ off bars, I need no correction (No)
Grindinʼ shit out, gotta stay patient
While you outside, we on staycation
Locked the fuck in, ainʼt no playinʼ, for real, ʼless you playmakinʼ
I take the chances you hate takinʼ
Fuck it, dog, Iʼma Go Wes Craven
Iʼm at the safe, fuck a safe haven
They play with my name and I canʼt take it (Lilʼ bitch)

Chorus:
Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider, but see, me, it was a goat
If you want space, I hope you take your helmet off soon as you get up to Venus and choke
Even while sleepinʼ, be thinkinʼ so woke
White Cartiers, all Iʼm seeinʼ is dope (Yeah)
My city Leia and Iʼm Obi-Wan, got a mission to pass, I just might be the hope

Verse:
Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider, me? Mustʼve got bit by a goat (Yeah)
I used to dream as a kid I would grow (Baa) to be one, I hope that I inspire hope (For what?)
For you to Go get what you desire most (Yeah)
Spit fire, bitch, I was just flyinʼ coach (Yeah)
Yʼall thought you were sick, you were misdiagnosed (Nope)
Iʼm dope and youʼll never have this high a dose (Nope, yeah)
Now my ʼstates in the buildinʼ and bitch, I done slept on more floors than the Empire State (ʼPire State) Building
I got so many stories, but I hate ceilings (Haha)
Ainʼt feelinʼ your top five favorite rappers (Woo)
So I know they ʼbout to be pissed at me (Why?)
But this, to me, is a mystery
How rappers Iʼve already ripped could be (What?)
Higher up on a list than me (Ha)
Yet, here I sit on your list though at five, which still is fine
But just know inside, to me, that shitʼs hilarious, so when I (Haha)
Get dissed though and by a pioneer
Who was one of the reasons why I Am here
They tell me I should just let that shit Go and slide (Why?)
"Melle Mel shouldnʼt get no reply" (Why?)
"That man is a legend," bitch, so  (Haha, yeah)
And anyone else who thinks itʼd be wise and easy as pie
To beat me and tries can treat me just like poison (What?)
They can eat me and die (Hehe)
Middle finger stuck up, but I never conceded
When have I ever retreated? (Never) You never seen it
Every dream that I ever dreamt, I exceeded
Cement my legacy, I definitely did controversy, I always fed on, I need it
Treat it like a truck, hit it head-on, I meet it (Krrk)
I get on a beat and itʼs like that "Eye of the Tiger" song is playinʼ on my head on repeat
I been knocked down so many times, canʼt count (Ugh)
Sometimes, shit does not pan out
Thatʼs just the way that the card handʼs dealt
John Manziel, odd man out (What?)
But heavyweight, word to Scott Van Pelt
I canʼt help but feel like a victim of child abuse
ʼCause I Am ʼbout to get that goddamn belt (That strap, man)
Way beyond crazy, Shady gone, but hey, maybe I Am the goat
That bit Sean and BabyTron, and thatʼs why they be on the shit they be on ʼcause

Chorus:
Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider, but see, me, it was a goat
If you want space, I hope you take your helmet off soon as you get up to Venus and choke
Even while sleepinʼ, be thinkinʼ so woke
White Cartiers, all Iʼm seeinʼ is dope
My city Leia and Iʼm Obi-Wan, got a mission to pass, I just might be the hope