Intro: G# C# G# C# G# C# Verse: G# C# G# C# They made a statue of us G# C# G# C# Then put it on a mountain top G# C# G# C# The tourists come and stare at us G# C# Blow bubbles with their gum G# C# G# C# G# C# Take photographs have fun, have fun G# C# G# C# Theyʼll name a city after us G# C# G# C# And later say itʼs all our fault G# C# Then theyʼll give us a talking to G# C# Then theyʼll give us a talking to G# C# G# C# Cause theyʼve got years of experience Chorus: G# C# Fm D# Weʼre liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves G# C# Fm D# Rumaging for answers in the pages G# C# Fm D# Weʼre liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves G# C# And itʼs contagious Fm D# And itʼs contagious G# C# And itʼs contagious Fm D# And itʼs contagious G# C# G# C# x2 Verse: G# C# G# C# We wear our scarves just like a noose G# C# G# C# But not cause we want eternal sleep G# C# G# C# And though our parts are slightly used G# C# G# C# New ones are slave labor you can keep Chorus: G# C# Fm D# Weʼre liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves G# C# Fm D# Rumaging for answers in the pages G# C# Fm D# Weʼre liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves G# C# And itʼs contagious Fm D# And itʼs contagious G# C# And itʼs contagious Fm D# And itʼs contagious Fm C# G# D# x4 G# C# G# C# x2 Verse: G# C# G# They made a statue of us C# G# They made a statue of us C# G# The tourists come and stare at us C# G# The sculptors mama sends regards C# G# They made a statue of us C# G# They made a statue of us C# G# C# Our noses have begun to rust Chorus: G# C# Fm D# Weʼre liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves G# C# Fm D# Rumaging for answers in the pages G# C# Fm D# Weʼre liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves G# C# And itʼs contagious Fm D# And itʼs contagious G# C# And itʼs contagious Fm D# G# C# G# And itʼs contagious