Intro: Fm C# G# D# Fm C# G# D# If god had long hair and a goatee Fm C# And if his eyes were pretty glazed G# D# If he looked spaced out Fm C# G# D# Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had Fm C# G# D# an eye infection? C# G# D# And yeah yeah god looks baked C# G# D# Yeah yeah god smells good C# D# Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah Fm C# G# D# What if god smoked cannabis? Fm C# G# D# Hit the bong like some of us Fm C# G# D# Drove a tie-dyed microbus G# D# And he subscribes to rolling stone Fm C# G# D# If god made this place, in the beginning Fm C# Did he plant any seeds? G# D# Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve Fm C# G# D# So they’d be hungry for the apple Fm C# G# D# That the snake was always offering C# G# D# And yeah yeah god rolls great C# G# D# Yeah yeah god smells good C# D# Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah Fm C# G# D# What if god smoked cannabis? Fm C# G# D# Do you suppose he had a buzz? Fm C# G# D# When he made the platypus Fm C# G# D# When he created earth our home G# D# Does he like pearl jam or the stones? Fm C# G# D# And do you think he rolls his own Fm C# G# D# Up there in heaven on the throne Fm C# G# D# And when the saints go marching home G# D# maybe he sits and smokes a bong.
