Intro: Em C G D Em C G D If god had long hair and a goatee Em C And if his eyes were pretty glazed G D If he looked spaced out Em C G D Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had Em C G D an eye infection? C G D And yeah yeah god looks baked C G D Yeah yeah god smells good C D Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah Em C G D What if god smoked cannabis? Em C G D Hit the bong like some of us Em C G D Drove a tie-dyed microbus G D And he subscribes to rolling stone Em C G D If god made this place, in the beginning Em C Did he plant any seeds? G D Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve Em C G D So they’d be hungry for the apple Em C G D That the snake was always offering C G D And yeah yeah god rolls great C G D Yeah yeah god smells good C D Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah Em C G D What if god smoked cannabis? Em C G D Do you suppose he had a buzz? Em C G D When he made the platypus Em C G D When he created earth our home G D Does he like pearl jam or the stones? Em C G D And do you think he rolls his own Em C G D Up there in heaven on the throne Em C G D And when the saints go marching home G D maybe he sits and smokes a bong.
