Intro: D#m B F# C# D#m B F# C# If god had long hair and a goatee D#m B And if his eyes were pretty glazed F# C# If he looked spaced out D#m B F# C# Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had D#m B F# C# an eye infection? B F# C# And yeah yeah god looks baked B F# C# Yeah yeah god smells good B C# Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah D#m B F# C# What if god smoked cannabis? D#m B F# C# Hit the bong like some of us D#m B F# C# Drove a tie-dyed microbus F# C# And he subscribes to rolling stone D#m B F# C# If god made this place, in the beginning D#m B Did he plant any seeds? F# C# Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve D#m B F# C# So they’d be hungry for the apple D#m B F# C# That the snake was always offering B F# C# And yeah yeah god rolls great B F# C# Yeah yeah god smells good B C# Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah D#m B F# C# What if god smoked cannabis? D#m B F# C# Do you suppose he had a buzz? D#m B F# C# When he made the platypus D#m B F# C# When he created earth our home F# C# Does he like pearl jam or the stones? D#m B F# C# And do you think he rolls his own D#m B F# C# Up there in heaven on the throne D#m B F# C# And when the saints go marching home F# C# maybe he sits and smokes a bong.
