C# G# I took her out D# Fm It was a Friday night C# G# I wore cologne D# Fm To get the feeling right C# G# We started making out D# Fm And she took off my pants C# G# D# But then I turned on the TV Chorus: C# G# D# And thatʼs about the time she walked away from me Fm C# G# D# Nobody likes you when youʼre twenty-three Fm C# G# D# And are still more amused by tv shows Fm C# What the hell is ADD? G# D# My friends say I should act my age Fm Whatʼs my age again? D# C# Whatʼs my age again? C# G# Then later on D# Fm On the drive home C# G# I called her mom D# Fm From a payphone C# G# I said I was the cops D# Fm And your husbandʼs in jail C# G# D# The state looks down on sodomy Chorus: C# G# D# And thatʼs about the time that bitch hung up on me Fm C# G# D# Nobody likes you when youʼre twenty-three Fm C# G# D# And are still more amused by prank phone calls Fm C# What the hell is call ID? G# D# My friends say I should act my age Fm Whatʼs my age again? D# Fm Whatʼs my age again? Fm D# C# D# x4 Chorus: D# G# D# And thatʼs about the time she walked away from me Fm C# G# D# Nobody likes you when youʼre twenty-three Fm C# G# D# And you still act like youʼre in freshman year Fm C# What the hell is wrong with me? G# D# My friends say I should act my age Fm Whatʼs my age again? G# D# And thatʼs about the time that she broke up with me Fm C# G# D# Noone should take themselves so seriously Fm C# G# D# With many years ahead to fall in line Fm C# Why would you wish that on me? G# D# I never wanna act my age Fm Whatʼs my age again? D# Whatʼs my age again? G# D# Fm C# x3 G# D# Fm D# C# Whatʼs my age again?
