C G I took her out D Em It was a Friday night C G I wore cologne D Em To get the feeling right C G We started making out D Em And she took off my pants C G D But then I turned on the TV Chorus: C G D And thatʼs about the time she walked away from me Em C G D Nobody likes you when youʼre twenty-three Em C G D And are still more amused by tv shows Em C What the hell is ADD? G D My friends say I should act my age Em Whatʼs my age again? D C Whatʼs my age again? C G Then later on D Em On the drive home C G I called her mom D Em From a payphone C G I said I was the cops D Em And your husbandʼs in jail C G D The state looks down on sodomy Chorus: C G D And thatʼs about the time that bitch hung up on me Em C G D Nobody likes you when youʼre twenty-three Em C G D And are still more amused by prank phone calls Em C What the hell is call ID? G D My friends say I should act my age Em Whatʼs my age again? D Em Whatʼs my age again? Em D C D x4 Chorus: D G D And thatʼs about the time she walked away from me Em C G D Nobody likes you when youʼre twenty-three Em C G D And you still act like youʼre in freshman year Em C What the hell is wrong with me? G D My friends say I should act my age Em Whatʼs my age again? G D And thatʼs about the time that she broke up with me Em C G D Noone should take themselves so seriously Em C G D With many years ahead to fall in line Em C Why would you wish that on me? G D I never wanna act my age Em Whatʼs my age again? D Whatʼs my age again? G D Em C x3 G D Em D C Whatʼs my age again?
