B F# I took her out C# D#m It was a Friday night B F# I wore cologne C# D#m To get the feeling right B F# We started making out C# D#m And she took off my pants B F# C# But then I turned on the TV Chorus: B F# C# And thatʼs about the time she walked away from me D#m B F# C# Nobody likes you when youʼre twenty-three D#m B F# C# And are still more amused by tv shows D#m B What the hell is ADD? F# C# My friends say I should act my age D#m Whatʼs my age again? C# B Whatʼs my age again? B F# Then later on C# D#m On the drive home B F# I called her mom C# D#m From a payphone B F# I said I was the cops C# D#m And your husbandʼs in jail B F# C# The state looks down on sodomy Chorus: B F# C# And thatʼs about the time that bitch hung up on me D#m B F# C# Nobody likes you when youʼre twenty-three D#m B F# C# And are still more amused by prank phone calls D#m B What the hell is call ID? F# C# My friends say I should act my age D#m Whatʼs my age again? C# D#m Whatʼs my age again? D#m C# B C# x4 Chorus: C# F# C# And thatʼs about the time she walked away from me D#m B F# C# Nobody likes you when youʼre twenty-three D#m B F# C# And you still act like youʼre in freshman year D#m B What the hell is wrong with me? F# C# My friends say I should act my age D#m Whatʼs my age again? F# C# And thatʼs about the time that she broke up with me D#m B F# C# Noone should take themselves so seriously D#m B F# C# With many years ahead to fall in line D#m B Why would you wish that on me? F# C# I never wanna act my age D#m Whatʼs my age again? C# Whatʼs my age again? F# C# D#m B x3 F# C# D#m C# B Whatʼs my age again?
