Chorus: A D E7 A Where, where the hell is Bill? (x4) Verse: A D E7 A Well maybe he went to get a sideways haircut A D E7 A Maybe he went to get a striped shirt A D E7 A Maybe he went to get some plastic shoes A D E7 A Maybe he went to get some funny sunglasses Chorus. Verse: Well maybe he went to get an Air Force parka Maybe he went to get a Vespa scooter Maybe he went to get a British Flag Maybe he went to go??? Chorus. Verse: Well maybe he went to get a mohawk And maybe he went to get some gnarly??? Maybe he went to go ride his skateboard Maybe he went to see the Circle Jerks Chorus.