Verse: D# Flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking across the sand G# She been a-walkinʼ thirty miles en route to L.A. A# D# To get a brown eyed handsome man C# D# Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man D# Milo Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand G# But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match A# D# To get a brown eyed handsome man C# D# She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man Chorus: A# Way back in history three thousand years F Back every since the world began A# Thereʼs been a lot of good women shed a tear C F For a brown eyed handsome man D# F Thatʼs what the trouble is brown eyed handsome man Verse: F Beautiful daughter couldnʼt make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man A# Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself C F A brown eyed handsome man D# F Just like your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man F Arrested on charges of unemployment He was sitting in the witness stand A# The judgeʼs wife called up the district attorney C F Said you free that brown eyed man D# F You want your job you better free that brown eyed man Chorus: A# Way back in history three thousand years F Back every since the world began A# Thereʼs been a lot of good women shed a tear C F For a brown eyed handsome man D# F Thatʼs what the trouble is brown eyed handsome man