Intro: D A D Verse: D I got a spam call at 5 am G My damn trash man missed my bin A And my neighborʼs dog did his business G D On my fresh mowed lawn again D I was tryna get to work on time G But the mail man blocked my drive A And douchebag Jim parked his Tesla G D In that spot he knows is mine G Some days people just suck A But I got my mind made up Chorus: D G Ain’t no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today A G D No POS gonna take a piss on my parade D I got too much life to live G And too few shits to give A G D Ain’t no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today Verse: D Even if my ex goes ʼround lying G Boss man tries to keep me all nighting A Karen in the comments keeps typing G A Iʼll be doing just fine Chorus: D G Ain’t no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today A G D No POS gonna take a piss on my parade D I got too much life to live G And too few shits to give A G D Ain’t no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today D G A G D Bridge: D If you got a job that sucks G And if the tax man takes too much A Yeah and if you need a strong one Hereʼs a sing along one G A Go on raise it on up Chorus: D G Ain’t no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today A G D No POS gonna take a piss on my parade D I got too much life to live G And too few shits to give A G D Ain’t no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today Outro: D I got too much life to live G And too few shits to give A G D Ain’t no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today
