F A# Here comes another song about Mexico Dm I just canʼt help myself C I lost my old lady Got my lures, got my bobbers, now Iʼm gonna go F Got off in the wrong direction A# Found a hooker and lost my erection Dm C So I had to lie in the letter to the boys back home Chorus: A# Well the good guys and the bad guys F C Well they never work past noon around here A# Gm They sit side to side in cantinas, talk to senoritas F And drink warm beer F A# Here comes the same old verse about Mexico Dm We just canʼt help ourselves C We lost our old ladies Got our lures, got our bobbers, now weʼre gonna go F Got off in the wrong direction A# Found some hookers and lost our erections Dm C So we had to lie in the letter to the boys back home Chorus.