Verse: F C Do you have the time D A To listen to me whine Bb F C About nothing and everything all at once F C I am one of those D A Melodramatic fools Bb F C Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Chorus: Bb C F Sometimes I give myself the creeps Bb C F Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me Bb C It all keeps adding up F Eb D I think Iʼm cracking up Bb C Am I just paranoid? F Iʼm just stoned Instrumental: F C D Bb x2 Verse: F C I went to a shrink D A To analyze my dreams Bb F C She says itʼs lack of sex thatʼs bringing me down F C I went to a whore D A He said my life is a bore Bb F C And quit my whining ʼcause itʼs bringing her down Chorus: Bb C F Sometimes I give myself the creeps Bb C F Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me Bb C It all keeps adding up F Eb D I think Iʼm cracking up Bb C Am I just paranoid? F Iʼm just stoned Instrumental: F C D Bb x4 Bridge: Bb C Grasping to control So you better hold on Verse: F C Do you have the time D A To listen to me whine Bb F C About nothing and everything all at once F C I am one of those D A Melodramatic fools Bb F C Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Chorus: Bb C F Sometimes I give myself the creeps Bb C F Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me Bb C It all keeps adding up F Eb D I think Iʼm cracking up Bb C Am I just paranoid? F Iʼm just stoned Outro: F D F D Bb F C x4 Bb F C