Verse:
G#
Well, itʼs 2:45pm
C C#
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
G#
Can of Red Bull by the bed
C C#
Vape is charged, Snapchat’s read
G# C C#
Whatʼs popping?
G# C C#
Whatʼs popping?
G#
She’s beauty, sheʼs grace
C C#
She has a profile picture of an anime girlʼs face
G#
Just a single message more
C C# A#
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord
Pre-chorus:
C#
I wanna be the guy
C A#
That you fall asleep on call with
C#
Iʼll make you forget
C A#
Every guy that came before me
C#
ʼCause I like you
C A#
And you like my attention
C#
Letʼs skip to the good bit
D#
Letʼs consummate our internet connection
Chorus:
G#
Iʼm in love with an
G#
I’m in love with an
C
I’m in love with an
C#
With an e-girl
G#
Iʼm in love with an
G#
I’m in love with an
C
Iʼm in love with an
C#
With an e-girl
Verse:
G#
Mum took away my PS4
C C#
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
G#
Iʼm not aggressive
C C#
I just ooze masculine passion
G#
Did you know Iʼve also got depression?
C C#
I’m self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
G# C C# A#
I thought you could be the one to fix me
Pre-chorus:
C#
I wanna be the girl
C A#
That you fall asleep on call with
C#
Meanwhile Iʼll
C A#
Find other people to talk with
C#
ʼCause you like me
C A#
And I think youʼre a maniac
C#
Letʼs skip to the good bit
D#
Letʼs completely block all contact
Chorus:
G#
Iʼm in love with an
G#
Iʼm in love with an
C
Iʼm in love with an
C#
With an e-girl
G#
Iʼm in love with an
G#
Iʼm in love with an
C
Iʼm in love with an
C#
With an e-girl
Bridge:
G#
Mum took away my PS4
C C#
Iʼve said it so many times before
G# C C#
How can I live on if I keep on collecting
G#
These every little slights and insurrections
C C#
Constant pain in every dimension
G#
My body weeps
C C# A#
Disbelief heads suspensions
Outro:
C#
I wanna be the guy
C A#
That you find stalking your affections
C#
Your social media scoured
C A#
You seek police interventions
C#
Cause I base my
C A#
Ideals on obsessive media
N.C.
Maybe if I act like them
Youʼll respond to my DMs
