Intro: F5 D5 A5 C5 x2 Verse: F5 Caught you A5 Sniffing my boxers F5 Who the fuck does that D5 A5 At Red Lobster? F5 Creepy A5 Like when Tom Cruise laughs F5 Thatʼs how your finger D5 A5 Felt in my ass Chorus: C5 F5 Iʼm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with C5 A bunch of villagers carrying torches F5 D5 A5 Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl F5 D5 A5 C5 x2 Verse: F5 The way A5 Your kisses tasted F5 Skeeve me the hell out D5 A5 Like shitting naked F5 Why would A5 I wanna stay friends? F5 Rather get raped by D5 A5 Clowns again Chorus: C5 F5 Iʼm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with C5 A bunch of villagers carrying torches F5 D5 A5 Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl G5 F5 Iʼm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with C5 A bunch of villagers carrying torches F5 D5 A5 C5 Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl F5 C5 F5 D5 A5 C5 F5 C5 F5 D5 A5 C5 Outro: C5 F5 I rub the lotion on the skin C5 Or else I get the hose again F5 D5 I rub the lotion on the skin A5 C5 Or else I get the hose again F5 I rub the lotion on the skin C5 Or else I get the hose again F5 D5 I rub the lotion on the skin A5 C5 Or else I get the hose again F5 I rub the lotion on the skin C5 Or else I get the hose again F5 D5 I rub the lotion on the skin A5 C5 Or else I get the hose again F5 I rub the lotion on the skin C5 Or else I get the hose again F5 D5 I rub the lotion on the skin A5 C5 Or else I get the hose again
