Chorus:
D#
This ainʼt Texas (Woo)
D#
Ainʼt no hold ʼem (Hey)
D#D#
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
G#
So park your Lexus (Woo)
G#
And throw your keys up (Hey)
D#D#
Stick around, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround (Stick around)
A#
And Iʼll be damned if I canʼt slow-dance with you
G#
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D#
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha (Woo)
Verse:
D#
Thereʼs a tornado (Thereʼs a tornado)
D#
In my city (In my city)
Cm
Hit the basement (Hit the basement)
Cm
That **** ainʼt pretty (That **** ainʼt pretty)
G#
Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey)
G#
ʼCause we survivinʼ (ʼCause we survivinʼ)
D#
Off red-cup kisses, sweet redemption, passinʼ time, yeah
Pre-chorus:
CmG#
Ooh, one step to the right
CmG#
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
CmG#
Ooh, run me to the left
CmG#
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I canʼt read your mind
Chorus:
D#
This ainʼt Texas (Woo)
D#
Ainʼt no hold ʼem (Hey)
D#D#
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
G#
So park your Lexus (Woo)
G#
And throw your keys up (Hey)
D#D#
Stick around, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround (Stick around)
A#
And Iʼll be damned if I canʼt slow-dance with you
G#
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D#
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
D#
Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo,
Post-chorus:
D#
Woo-hoo.
G#
Woo-hoo.
D#
Woo-hoo.
Verse:
A#
Thereʼs a heatwave (Thereʼs a heatwave)
A#
Cominʼ at us (Cominʼ at us)
A#
Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight)
A#
Too cold to panic (Cold to panic)
Cm
All of the problems
Cm
Just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic)
D#
And now weʼre runninʼ to the first bar that we find, yeah
Pre-chorus:
CmG#
Ooh, one step to the right
CmG#
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
CmG#
Ooh, run me to the left
CmG#
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I canʼt read your mind
Chorus:
D#
This ainʼt Texas (Woo)
D#
Ainʼt no hold ʼem (Hey)
D#D#
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
G#
So park your Lexus (Woo)
G#
And throw your keys up (Hey)
D#D#
Stick around, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround (Stick around)
A#
And Iʼll be damned if I canʼt slow-dance with you
G#
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D#
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
D#
Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo,
A#
And Iʼll be damned if I cannot dance with you
G#
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
D#
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
A#
Donʼt be a—, come take it to the floor now, ooh
Outro:
Fm
Take it to the floor now, ooh
Hoops, spurs, boots
A#
To the floor now, ooh
Fm
Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Shoot
A#
Come take it to the floor now, ooh
Fm
And Iʼll be damned if I cannot dance with you
A#
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me, too
Fm
Furs, spurs, boots
Solargenic, photogenic, shoot