Chorus:
E
This ainʼt Texas (Woo)
E
Ainʼt no hold ʼem (Hey)
EE
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
A
So park your Lexus (Woo)
A
And throw your keys up (Hey)
EE
Stick around, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround (Stick around)
B
And Iʼll be damned if I canʼt slow-dance with you
A
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
E
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha (Woo)
Verse:
E
Thereʼs a tornado (Thereʼs a tornado)
E
In my city (In my city)
C#m
Hit the basement (Hit the basement)
C#m
That **** ainʼt pretty (That **** ainʼt pretty)
A
Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey)
A
ʼCause we survivinʼ (ʼCause we survivinʼ)
E
Off red-cup kisses, sweet redemption, passinʼ time, yeah
Pre-chorus:
C#mA
Ooh, one step to the right
C#mA
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
C#mA
Ooh, run me to the left
C#mA
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I canʼt read your mind
Chorus:
E
This ainʼt Texas (Woo)
E
Ainʼt no hold ʼem (Hey)
EE
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
A
So park your Lexus (Woo)
A
And throw your keys up (Hey)
EE
Stick around, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround (Stick around)
B
And Iʼll be damned if I canʼt slow-dance with you
A
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
E
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
E
Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo,
Post-chorus:
E
Woo-hoo.
A
Woo-hoo.
E
Woo-hoo.
Verse:
B
Thereʼs a heatwave (Thereʼs a heatwave)
B
Cominʼ at us (Cominʼ at us)
B
Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight)
B
Too cold to panic (Cold to panic)
C#m
All of the problems
C#m
Just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic)
E
And now weʼre runninʼ to the first bar that we find, yeah
Pre-chorus:
C#mA
Ooh, one step to the right
C#mA
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
C#mA
Ooh, run me to the left
C#mA
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I canʼt read your mind
Chorus:
E
This ainʼt Texas (Woo)
E
Ainʼt no hold ʼem (Hey)
EE
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
A
So park your Lexus (Woo)
A
And throw your keys up (Hey)
EE
Stick around, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround (Stick around)
B
And Iʼll be damned if I canʼt slow-dance with you
A
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
E
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
E
Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo,
B
And Iʼll be damned if I cannot dance with you
A
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
E
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
B
Donʼt be a—, come take it to the floor now, ooh
Outro:
F#m
Take it to the floor now, ooh
Hoops, spurs, boots
B
To the floor now, ooh
F#m
Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Shoot
B
Come take it to the floor now, ooh
F#m
And Iʼll be damned if I cannot dance with you
B
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me, too
F#m
Furs, spurs, boots
Solargenic, photogenic, shoot