Verse: C Flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking across the sand F She been a-walkinʼ thirty miles en route to L.A. G C To get a brown eyed handsome man A# C Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man C Milo Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand F But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match G C To get a brown eyed handsome man A# C She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man Chorus: G Way back in history three thousand years D Back every since the world began G Thereʼs been a lot of good women shed a tear A D For a brown eyed handsome man C D Thatʼs what the trouble is brown eyed handsome man Verse: D Beautiful daughter couldnʼt make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man G Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself A D A brown eyed handsome man C D Just like your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man D Arrested on charges of unemployment He was sitting in the witness stand G The judgeʼs wife called up the district attorney A D Said you free that brown eyed man C D You want your job you better free that brown eyed man Chorus: G Way back in history three thousand years D Back every since the world began G Thereʼs been a lot of good women shed a tear A D For a brown eyed handsome man C D Thatʼs what the trouble is brown eyed handsome man