Verse: C# Flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking across the sand F# She been a-walkinʼ thirty miles en route to L.A. G# C# To get a brown eyed handsome man B C# Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man C# Milo Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand F# But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match G# C# To get a brown eyed handsome man B C# She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man Chorus: G# Way back in history three thousand years D# Back every since the world began G# Thereʼs been a lot of good women shed a tear A# D# For a brown eyed handsome man C# D# Thatʼs what the trouble is brown eyed handsome man Verse: D# Beautiful daughter couldnʼt make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man G# Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself A# D# A brown eyed handsome man C# D# Just like your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man D# Arrested on charges of unemployment He was sitting in the witness stand G# The judgeʼs wife called up the district attorney A# D# Said you free that brown eyed man C# D# You want your job you better free that brown eyed man Chorus: G# Way back in history three thousand years D# Back every since the world began G# Thereʼs been a lot of good women shed a tear A# D# For a brown eyed handsome man C# D# Thatʼs what the trouble is brown eyed handsome man