D G Made love to you all night long D G Then I got to write you this song D G (I admit, I forgot this line) D G Must have been sent from heaven above A Donʼt think you could ever do no wrong D G Then you farted D G Oh baby you farted! At first I thought that it was kind of cute I suppressed a smile when I heard your girlie poot-poot Then the smell came a-wafting by Brought a little tear drop to my eye Think that Iʼll go sleep out on the couch Cuz you fart Bm G It could make milk curdle, make your skin Bm G Make the paint peel off of the wall Bm G Donʼt wanna sleep under the covers no more A Since the hot blew from outcha back door.
