Hermaphroditey - Lynch Stephen, guitar chords

Published: 2015-02-08 18:22
Selection chords: Tsumugi Nakata

E          C     E          C
Sheʼs part girl, sheʼs part boy,
E         C          E         C
Sheʼs got parts everyone can enjoy.
E         C     E         C
Sheʼs got more, sheʼs got less,
Am                    F
Sheʼs got her manhood tucked in her dress.

E        C         E        C
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
E              C             E        C
Does she stand up when sheʼs taking a piss?
      E         C                E         C
Sheʼs my little girl, yeah sheʼs my little guy,
Am                             F
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!

E                  C
She wears lace and she wears flannel,
E                            C
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
E                C
Whats that bulge under her nighty?
E                C
It must be Hermaphroditey!

E               C
Some things are white,
E               C
Some things are black,
E               C
Some girls wear make-up,
E
Mine shaves her back.

E            C
She is still beautiful,
E            C
She is still fine,
Am
Itʼs too bad her package
   F
Is bigger than mine.

E                   C
She canʼt help her imperfections,
E                           C
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,
E                C
Who stole all my tighty whities?
E              C
It must be Hermaphroditey!