Hermaphroditey - Lynch Stephen, ukulele chords

Published: 2015-02-08 18:22
Selection chords: Tsumugi Nakata

E7          C     E7          C
Sheʼs part girl, sheʼs part boy,
E7         C          E7         C
Sheʼs got parts everyone can enjoy.
E7         C     E7         C
Sheʼs got more, sheʼs got less,
Am                    F
Sheʼs got her manhood tucked in her dress.

E7        C         E7        C
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
E7              C             E7        C
Does she stand up when sheʼs taking a piss?
      E7         C                E7         C
Sheʼs my little girl, yeah sheʼs my little guy,
Am                             F
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!

E7                  C
She wears lace and she wears flannel,
E7                            C
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
E7                C
Whats that bulge under her nighty?
E7                C
It must be Hermaphroditey!

E7               C
Some things are white,
E7               C
Some things are black,
E7               C
Some girls wear make-up,
E7
Mine shaves her back.

E7            C
She is still beautiful,
E7            C
She is still fine,
Am
Itʼs too bad her package
   F
Is bigger than mine.

E7                   C
She canʼt help her imperfections,
E7                           C
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,
E7                C
Who stole all my tighty whities?
E7              C
It must be Hermaphroditey!