G Bm When grandfahter dies C D Life will strange G Bm When grandfather dies C D my whole world will change G Bm when granderfather dies C D Iʼll scream and Iʼll yell C D cause Iʼll f**king rich G as hell Chorus: Bm C So grandfather die G donʼt keep me in suspense Bm C oh, grandfather cough G up that inheritance Bm C oh grandfather donʼt G hold on another day Bm C Am I love you to death D but Iʼve got bills to pay G Bm A stroke would be nice C D disease would be cool G Bm Iʼll scatter his ashes C D In my new swimminʼ pool G Bm Iʼll party with Hef C D Iʼll dine with the Queen C D Now what say we unplug G that machine. Bm C Now grandfather die G before the Fiscal Year Bm C oh grandfather I G Wish Kervorkian were here Bm C oh grandfather fly G just take your final vow Bm C Am oh grandfather die G the family hates you anyhow Bridge: Am For Godʼs sake, Bm C D you must be as old as the sun Am Bm C D youʼre social security number is one Am Bm C Youʼre deaf, dumb, and blind D and an amputee Am Bm you donate your blood C D every time that you pee Am Bm your arthritis acts up C D whenever it rains Am Bm your so old, your penis C D has vericose veins Am Bm oh why donʼt do die grandpa C D why must you fight Am Bm you old motherf**ker C D just walk towards the goddamn light Am Bm C D G Bm C D oohh walk toward the light old man G Bm Itʼs all over now C D My granddaddyʼs dead G Bm a mysterious blow C D to his wrinkled old head G Bm Before I collect C D A small oversight C D G But everything should work out alright C D G Iʼll start working on my grandma tonight
