D G Woke up this morning, put on my slippers D A went to the kitchen and died D G And oh what a feeling when my soul went through the celing A D and on up in to heaven I did rise G D When I got there they did say John it happened this-a-way A you slipped upon the floor and hit your head D G D And all the angels say just before you passed away A D these are the very last words that you said Chorus: G D Please donʼt bury me down in that cold cold ground A Iʼd rather have ʼem cut me up and pass me all around D Throw my brains in a huricane G D The blind can have my eyes G D A D ʼdeaf can take both of my ears if they donʼt mind the size Give my stomach to Milwakee if they run out of beer Put my socks in a cedar box just get ʼem outʼa here Venus de milo can have my arms Look out! Iʼve got your nose Sell my heart to the junk man And give my love to Rose Chorus. Give my feet to the foot-loose careless fancy free Give my knees to the needy donʼt ʼcha pull that stuff on me Hand me down my walkinʼ cane, itʼs a sin to tell a lie Send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass good-bye Chorus.
