Intro: D# A# F D# A# F D# A# F Well you should see Polytheme Pam D# A# F Sheʼs so good-looking but she looks like a man A# C C# D# F Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag C# D# F Yes you should see Polytheme Pam C# D# F Yeah Yeah Yeah D# A# F D# A# F Get a dose of her jackboots and kilt Sheʼs killer diller when sheʼs dressed to the hilt Sheʼs the kind of a girl that makes "The News of The World" Yes, you could say she was attractively built Yeah Yeah Yeah
