Intro: D A E7 D A E7 D A E7 Well you should see Polytheme Pam D A E7 Sheʼs so good-looking but she looks like a man A B C D E7 Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag C D E7 Yes you should see Polytheme Pam C D E7 Yeah Yeah Yeah D A E7 D A E7 Get a dose of her jackboots and kilt Sheʼs killer diller when sheʼs dressed to the hilt Sheʼs the kind of a girl that makes "The News of The World" Yes, you could say she was attractively built Yeah Yeah Yeah