Intro: D A E D A E D A E Well you should see Polytheme Pam D A E Sheʼs so good-looking but she looks like a man A B C D E Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag C D E Yes you should see Polytheme Pam C D E Yeah Yeah Yeah D A E D A E Get a dose of her jackboots and kilt Sheʼs killer diller when sheʼs dressed to the hilt Sheʼs the kind of a girl that makes "The News of The World" Yes, you could say she was attractively built Yeah Yeah Yeah