Intro: F D# A# x4 F D# A# Welcome to the family F D# A# Hope you have a real good life F D# A# With my little sister F D# A# Yeah, sheʼll make a real good wife F D# A# Hope you have lots of babies F D# A# Hope you get a real good job F D# A# Hope you donʼt mind company F D# A# ʼCause weʼll be here a lot C D# F And brother hereʼs some brotherly advice C A# D# If you know whatʼs good for you youʼll treat her right Chorus: F D# A# ʼCause Grandpaʼs the local sheriff F D# A# Yeah heʼs the judge and the jury too F D# A# Uncle Billʼs the undertaker, son F D# A# Heʼll dig a hole for you F D# A# Cousin Jesse, heʼs just crazy F D# A# Heʼll fight you just for fun F D# A# Anʼ Mamaʼs got a real bad temper A# Anʼ Daddyʼs got a shotgun F D# A# x2 F D# A# Welcome to the family F D# A# Anʼ this side of the tracks F D# A# Anʼ if you ever leave her F D# A# You ainʼt coming back F D# A# My nephew is a hunter F D# A# Anʼ heʼs gonna hunt you down F D# A# Just like he did the last one F D# A# Anʼ he still ainʼt been found C D# F I like you just fine, donʼt get me wrong C A# D# Boy take care of her,...if you donʼt Chorus: F D# A# Grandpaʼs the local sheriff F D# A# Yeah heʼs the judge and the jury too F D# A# Uncle Billʼs the undertaker, son F D# A# Heʼll dig a hole for you F D# A# Cousin Jesse, heʼs just crazy F D# A# Heʼll fight you just for fun F D# A# AnʼMamaʼs got a real bad temper A# AnʼDaddyʼs got a shotgun F D# A# x4 C D# A# Chorus: F D# A# Grandpaʼs the local sheriff F D# A# Yeah heʼs the judge and the jury too F D# A# Uncle Billʼs the undertaker, son F D# A# Heʼll dig a hole for you F D# A# Cousin Jesse, heʼs just crazy F D# A# Heʼll fight you just for fun F D# A# Anʼ Mamaʼs got a real bad temper A# Anʼ Daddyʼs got a shotgun F D# A# x4 F D# A# Welcome to the family F D# A# Hope you have a real good life F D# A# With my little sister A# Yeah sheʼll make a real good wife F D# A# x2 F D# A# Welcome to the family A# A# Mamaʼs got a real bad temper A# Daddyʼs got a shotgun
