Intro: E7 D A x4 E7 D A Welcome to the family E7 D A Hope you have a real good life E7 D A With my little sister E7 D A Yeah, sheʼll make a real good wife E7 D A Hope you have lots of babies E7 D A Hope you get a real good job E7 D A Hope you donʼt mind company E7 D A ʼCause weʼll be here a lot B D E7 And brother hereʼs some brotherly advice B A D If you know whatʼs good for you youʼll treat her right Chorus: E7 D A ʼCause Grandpaʼs the local sheriff E7 D A Yeah heʼs the judge and the jury too E7 D A Uncle Billʼs the undertaker, son E7 D A Heʼll dig a hole for you E7 D A Cousin Jesse, heʼs just crazy E7 D A Heʼll fight you just for fun E7 D A Anʼ Mamaʼs got a real bad temper A Anʼ Daddyʼs got a shotgun E7 D A x2 E7 D A Welcome to the family E7 D A Anʼ this side of the tracks E7 D A Anʼ if you ever leave her E7 D A You ainʼt coming back E7 D A My nephew is a hunter E7 D A Anʼ heʼs gonna hunt you down E7 D A Just like he did the last one E7 D A Anʼ he still ainʼt been found B D E7 I like you just fine, donʼt get me wrong B A D Boy take care of her,...if you donʼt Chorus: E7 D A Grandpaʼs the local sheriff E7 D A Yeah heʼs the judge and the jury too E7 D A Uncle Billʼs the undertaker, son E7 D A Heʼll dig a hole for you E7 D A Cousin Jesse, heʼs just crazy E7 D A Heʼll fight you just for fun E7 D A AnʼMamaʼs got a real bad temper A AnʼDaddyʼs got a shotgun E7 D A x4 B D A Chorus: E7 D A Grandpaʼs the local sheriff E7 D A Yeah heʼs the judge and the jury too E7 D A Uncle Billʼs the undertaker, son E7 D A Heʼll dig a hole for you E7 D A Cousin Jesse, heʼs just crazy E7 D A Heʼll fight you just for fun E7 D A Anʼ Mamaʼs got a real bad temper A Anʼ Daddyʼs got a shotgun E7 D A x4 E7 D A Welcome to the family E7 D A Hope you have a real good life E7 D A With my little sister A Yeah sheʼll make a real good wife E7 D A x2 E7 D A Welcome to the family A A Mamaʼs got a real bad temper A Daddyʼs got a shotgun
