



Intro: E D A x4 E D A Welcome to the family E D A Hope you have a real good life E D A With my little sister E D A Yeah, sheʼll make a real good wife E D A Hope you have lots of babies E D A Hope you get a real good job E D A Hope you donʼt mind company E D A ʼCause weʼll be here a lot B D E And brother hereʼs some brotherly advice B A D If you know whatʼs good for you youʼll treat her right Chorus: E D A ʼCause Grandpaʼs the local sheriff E D A Yeah heʼs the judge and the jury too E D A Uncle Billʼs the undertaker, son E D A Heʼll dig a hole for you E D A Cousin Jesse, heʼs just crazy E D A Heʼll fight you just for fun E D A Anʼ Mamaʼs got a real bad temper A Anʼ Daddyʼs got a shotgun E D A x2 E D A Welcome to the family E D A Anʼ this side of the tracks E D A Anʼ if you ever leave her E D A You ainʼt coming back E D A My nephew is a hunter E D A Anʼ heʼs gonna hunt you down E D A Just like he did the last one E D A Anʼ he still ainʼt been found B D E I like you just fine, donʼt get me wrong B A D Boy take care of her,...if you donʼt Chorus: E D A Grandpaʼs the local sheriff E D A Yeah heʼs the judge and the jury too E D A Uncle Billʼs the undertaker, son E D A Heʼll dig a hole for you E D A Cousin Jesse, heʼs just crazy E D A Heʼll fight you just for fun E D A AnʼMamaʼs got a real bad temper A AnʼDaddyʼs got a shotgun E D A x4 B D A Chorus: E D A Grandpaʼs the local sheriff E D A Yeah heʼs the judge and the jury too E D A Uncle Billʼs the undertaker, son E D A Heʼll dig a hole for you E D A Cousin Jesse, heʼs just crazy E D A Heʼll fight you just for fun E D A Anʼ Mamaʼs got a real bad temper A Anʼ Daddyʼs got a shotgun E D A x4 E D A Welcome to the family E D A Hope you have a real good life E D A With my little sister A Yeah sheʼll make a real good wife E D A x2 E D A Welcome to the family A A Mamaʼs got a real bad temper A Daddyʼs got a shotgun