Intro: D# C# G# x4 D# C# G# Welcome to the family D# C# G# Hope you have a real good life D# C# G# With my little sister D# C# G# Yeah, sheʼll make a real good wife D# C# G# Hope you have lots of babies D# C# G# Hope you get a real good job D# C# G# Hope you donʼt mind company D# C# G# ʼCause weʼll be here a lot A# C# D# And brother hereʼs some brotherly advice A# G# C# If you know whatʼs good for you youʼll treat her right Chorus: D# C# G# ʼCause Grandpaʼs the local sheriff D# C# G# Yeah heʼs the judge and the jury too D# C# G# Uncle Billʼs the undertaker, son D# C# G# Heʼll dig a hole for you D# C# G# Cousin Jesse, heʼs just crazy D# C# G# Heʼll fight you just for fun D# C# G# Anʼ Mamaʼs got a real bad temper G# Anʼ Daddyʼs got a shotgun D# C# G# x2 D# C# G# Welcome to the family D# C# G# Anʼ this side of the tracks D# C# G# Anʼ if you ever leave her D# C# G# You ainʼt coming back D# C# G# My nephew is a hunter D# C# G# Anʼ heʼs gonna hunt you down D# C# G# Just like he did the last one D# C# G# Anʼ he still ainʼt been found A# C# D# I like you just fine, donʼt get me wrong A# G# C# Boy take care of her,...if you donʼt Chorus: D# C# G# Grandpaʼs the local sheriff D# C# G# Yeah heʼs the judge and the jury too D# C# G# Uncle Billʼs the undertaker, son D# C# G# Heʼll dig a hole for you D# C# G# Cousin Jesse, heʼs just crazy D# C# G# Heʼll fight you just for fun D# C# G# AnʼMamaʼs got a real bad temper G# AnʼDaddyʼs got a shotgun D# C# G# x4 A# C# G# Chorus: D# C# G# Grandpaʼs the local sheriff D# C# G# Yeah heʼs the judge and the jury too D# C# G# Uncle Billʼs the undertaker, son D# C# G# Heʼll dig a hole for you D# C# G# Cousin Jesse, heʼs just crazy D# C# G# Heʼll fight you just for fun D# C# G# Anʼ Mamaʼs got a real bad temper G# Anʼ Daddyʼs got a shotgun D# C# G# x4 D# C# G# Welcome to the family D# C# G# Hope you have a real good life D# C# G# With my little sister G# Yeah sheʼll make a real good wife D# C# G# x2 D# C# G# Welcome to the family G# G# Mamaʼs got a real bad temper G# Daddyʼs got a shotgun
