Intro: D#m G#m A# D#m Drag him out the window D#m dragging out your dead D#m singing i miss you D#sus4 snakes and ladders G#m flip the lid G#m out pops the cracker G#m smacks you in the head G#m knifes you in the neck A# kicks you in the teeth A# steel toe caps A# takes all your credit cards A#7 get up get the gunge D#m get the eggs D#m get the flan in the face D#m the flan in the face D#sus4 the flan in the face G#m dance you fucker dance you fucker G#m donʼt you dare G#m donʼt you dare G#m donʼt you flan in the face A# take it with the love is given A# take it with a pinch of salt A#7 take it to the taxman G#m let me back let me back G#m i promise to be good D#sus4 donʼt look in the mirror G#m at the face you donʼt recognize G#m help me call the doctor G#m put me inside A# put me inside A# put me inside A# put me inside A#7 put me inside D# i keep the wolf from the door but he calls me up G# calls me on the phone G# tells me all the ways G# that heʼs gonna mess me up Gm steal all my children if i donʼt pay the ransom D# but iʼll never see him again G# if i squeal to the cops D#m A#m B F# A# Oh... D#m A#m B A# Oh... D#m walking like a giant crane D#sus4 with my x ray eyes i strip you naked G#m in a tight little world and are you on the list? G#m Stepford wives who are we to complain? A# Investments and dealers investments and dealers A# cold wives and mistresses. A#7 cold wives and sunday papers. D#m G#m A# A#7 so why donʼt get up and turn the tape off? D# i keep the wolf from the door D# but he calls me up G# calls me on the phone G# tells me all the ways that hes gonna mess me up Gm steal all my children Gm if i donʼt pay the ransom D# but iʼll never see him again G# if i squeal to the cops D#m G#m A# Oh...
