Intro: Em Am B Em Drag him out the window Em dragging out your dead Em singing i miss you Esus4 snakes and ladders Am flip the lid Am out pops the cracker Am smacks you in the head Am knifes you in the neck B kicks you in the teeth B steel toe caps B takes all your credit cards B7 get up get the gunge Em get the eggs Em get the flan in the face Em the flan in the face Esus4 the flan in the face Am dance you fucker dance you fucker Am donʼt you dare Am donʼt you dare Am donʼt you flan in the face B take it with the love is given B take it with a pinch of salt B7 take it to the taxman Am let me back let me back Am i promise to be good Esus4 donʼt look in the mirror Am at the face you donʼt recognize Am help me call the doctor Am put me inside B put me inside B put me inside B put me inside B7 put me inside E i keep the wolf from the door but he calls me up A calls me on the phone A tells me all the ways A that heʼs gonna mess me up Abm steal all my children if i donʼt pay the ransom E but iʼll never see him again A if i squeal to the cops Em Bm C G B Oh... Em Bm C B Oh... Em walking like a giant crane Esus4 with my x ray eyes i strip you naked Am in a tight little world and are you on the list? Am Stepford wives who are we to complain? B Investments and dealers investments and dealers B cold wives and mistresses. B7 cold wives and sunday papers. Em Am B B7 so why donʼt get up and turn the tape off? E i keep the wolf from the door E but he calls me up A calls me on the phone A tells me all the ways that hes gonna mess me up Abm steal all my children Abm if i donʼt pay the ransom E but iʼll never see him again A if i squeal to the cops Em Am B Oh...
