Intro: Cm Fm G Cm Drag him out the window Cm dragging out your dead Cm singing i miss you Csus4 snakes and ladders Fm flip the lid Fm out pops the cracker Fm smacks you in the head Fm knifes you in the neck G kicks you in the teeth G steel toe caps G takes all your credit cards G7 get up get the gunge Cm get the eggs Cm get the flan in the face Cm the flan in the face Csus4 the flan in the face Fm dance you fucker dance you fucker Fm donʼt you dare Fm donʼt you dare Fm donʼt you flan in the face G take it with the love is given G take it with a pinch of salt G7 take it to the taxman Fm let me back let me back Fm i promise to be good Csus4 donʼt look in the mirror Fm at the face you donʼt recognize Fm help me call the doctor Fm put me inside G put me inside G put me inside G put me inside G7 put me inside C i keep the wolf from the door but he calls me up F calls me on the phone F tells me all the ways F that heʼs gonna mess me up Em steal all my children if i donʼt pay the ransom C but iʼll never see him again F if i squeal to the cops Cm Gm Ab D# G Oh... Cm Gm Ab G Oh... Cm walking like a giant crane Csus4 with my x ray eyes i strip you naked Fm in a tight little world and are you on the list? Fm Stepford wives who are we to complain? G Investments and dealers investments and dealers G cold wives and mistresses. G7 cold wives and sunday papers. Cm Fm G G7 so why donʼt get up and turn the tape off? C i keep the wolf from the door C but he calls me up F calls me on the phone F tells me all the ways that hes gonna mess me up Em steal all my children Em if i donʼt pay the ransom C but iʼll never see him again F if i squeal to the cops Cm Fm G Oh...
