Intro: C#m F#m G# C#m Drag him out the window C#m dragging out your dead C#m singing i miss you C#sus4 snakes and ladders F#m flip the lid F#m out pops the cracker F#m smacks you in the head F#m knifes you in the neck G# kicks you in the teeth G# steel toe caps G# takes all your credit cards G#7 get up get the gunge C#m get the eggs C#m get the flan in the face C#m the flan in the face C#sus4 the flan in the face F#m dance you fucker dance you fucker F#m donʼt you dare F#m donʼt you dare F#m donʼt you flan in the face G# take it with the love is given G# take it with a pinch of salt G#7 take it to the taxman F#m let me back let me back F#m i promise to be good C#sus4 donʼt look in the mirror F#m at the face you donʼt recognize F#m help me call the doctor F#m put me inside G# put me inside G# put me inside G# put me inside G#7 put me inside C# i keep the wolf from the door but he calls me up F# calls me on the phone F# tells me all the ways F# that heʼs gonna mess me up Fm steal all my children if i donʼt pay the ransom C# but iʼll never see him again F# if i squeal to the cops C#m G#m A E G# Oh... C#m G#m A G# Oh... C#m walking like a giant crane C#sus4 with my x ray eyes i strip you naked F#m in a tight little world and are you on the list? F#m Stepford wives who are we to complain? G# Investments and dealers investments and dealers G# cold wives and mistresses. G#7 cold wives and sunday papers. C#m F#m G# G#7 so why donʼt get up and turn the tape off? C# i keep the wolf from the door C# but he calls me up F# calls me on the phone F# tells me all the ways that hes gonna mess me up Fm steal all my children Fm if i donʼt pay the ransom C# but iʼll never see him again F# if i squeal to the cops C#m F#m G# Oh...
