Intro: F D A C x2 Verse: F Caught you A Sniffing my boxers F Who the fuck does that D A At Red Lobster? F Creepy A Like when Tom Cruise laughs F Thatʼs how your finger D A Felt in my ass Chorus: C F Iʼm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with C A bunch of villagers carrying torches F D A Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl F D A C x2 Verse: F The way A Your kisses tasted F Skeeve me the hell out D A Like shitting naked F Why would A I wanna stay friends? F Rather get raped by D A Clowns again Chorus: C F Iʼm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with C A bunch of villagers carrying torches F D A Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl G F Iʼm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with C A bunch of villagers carrying torches F D A C Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl F C F D A C F C F D A C Outro: C F I rub the lotion on the skin C Or else I get the hose again F D I rub the lotion on the skin A C Or else I get the hose again F I rub the lotion on the skin C Or else I get the hose again F D I rub the lotion on the skin A C Or else I get the hose again F I rub the lotion on the skin C Or else I get the hose again F D I rub the lotion on the skin A C Or else I get the hose again F I rub the lotion on the skin C Or else I get the hose again F D I rub the lotion on the skin A C Or else I get the hose again
