Intro: D#m D#m When the outside temperature rises Fm7 And the meaning is oh so clear D#m One thousand and one yellow daffodils Fm7 Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear G7 Are they trying to tell you something G# Youʼre missing that one final screw G7 Youʼre simply not in the pink my dear G# To be honest you havenʼt got a clue A#9 A#7 A#9 A#7 D# D#m Fm7 Iʼm going slightly mad D# D#m Fm7 Iʼm going slightly mad F# It finally happened – happened Fm It finally happened - ooh oh F# It finally happened Iʼm slightly mad D#m Oh dear D#m Iʼm one card short of a full deck Fm7 Iʼm not quite the shilling D#m One wave short of a shipwreck Fm7 Iʼm not my usual top billing G7 Iʼm coming down with a fever G# Iʼm really out to sea G7 This kettle is boiling over G# I think iʼm a banana tree D#m Oh dear A#9 A#7 A#9 A#7 D# D#m Fm7 Iʼm going slightly mad D# D#m Fm7 Iʼm going slightly mad F# It finally happened – happened Fm It finally happened - ooh oh F# It finally happened Iʼm slightly mad D#m Oh dear Solo: G#m7 D#m D# D#m7 Fm7 D# D#m Fm7 F# Fm F# G#m7 G7 Iʼm knitting with only one needle G# Unravelling fast itʼs true G7 Iʼm driving only three wheels these days G# But my dear how about you A#9 A#7 C9 C7 F Fm Gm7 Iʼm going slightly mad F Fm Gm7 Iʼm going slightly mad G# It finally happened Gm It finally happened - ooh yes G# It finally happened Iʼm slightly mad Just very slightly mad A#m And there you have it