Intro: Em Em When the outside temperature rises F#m7 And the meaning is oh so clear Em One thousand and one yellow daffodils F#m7 Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear G#7 Are they trying to tell you something A Youʼre missing that one final screw G#7 Youʼre simply not in the pink my dear A To be honest you havenʼt got a clue B9 B7 B9 B7 E Em F#m7 Iʼm going slightly mad E Em F#m7 Iʼm going slightly mad G It finally happened – happened F#m It finally happened - ooh oh G It finally happened Iʼm slightly mad Em Oh dear Em Iʼm one card short of a full deck F#m7 Iʼm not quite the shilling Em One wave short of a shipwreck F#m7 Iʼm not my usual top billing G#7 Iʼm coming down with a fever A Iʼm really out to sea G#7 This kettle is boiling over A I think iʼm a banana tree Em Oh dear B9 B7 B9 B7 E Em F#m7 Iʼm going slightly mad E Em F#m7 Iʼm going slightly mad G It finally happened – happened F#m It finally happened - ooh oh G It finally happened Iʼm slightly mad Em Oh dear Solo: Am7 Em E Em7 F#m7 E Em F#m7 G F#m G Am7 G#7 Iʼm knitting with only one needle A Unravelling fast itʼs true G#7 Iʼm driving only three wheels these days A But my dear how about you B9 B7 C#9 C#7 F# F#m G#m7 Iʼm going slightly mad F# F#m G#m7 Iʼm going slightly mad A It finally happened G#m It finally happened - ooh yes A It finally happened Iʼm slightly mad Just very slightly mad Bm And there you have it