Intro: Cm Cm When the outside temperature rises Dm7 And the meaning is oh so clear Cm One thousand and one yellow daffodils Dm7 Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear E7 Are they trying to tell you something F Youʼre missing that one final screw E7 Youʼre simply not in the pink my dear F To be honest you havenʼt got a clue G9 G7 G9 G7 C Cm Dm7 Iʼm going slightly mad C Cm Dm7 Iʼm going slightly mad D# It finally happened – happened Dm It finally happened - ooh oh D# It finally happened Iʼm slightly mad Cm Oh dear Cm Iʼm one card short of a full deck Dm7 Iʼm not quite the shilling Cm One wave short of a shipwreck Dm7 Iʼm not my usual top billing E7 Iʼm coming down with a fever F Iʼm really out to sea E7 This kettle is boiling over F I think iʼm a banana tree Cm Oh dear G9 G7 G9 G7 C Cm Dm7 Iʼm going slightly mad C Cm Dm7 Iʼm going slightly mad D# It finally happened – happened Dm It finally happened - ooh oh D# It finally happened Iʼm slightly mad Cm Oh dear Solo: Fm7 Cm C Cm7 Dm7 C Cm Dm7 D# Dm D# Fm7 E7 Iʼm knitting with only one needle F Unravelling fast itʼs true E7 Iʼm driving only three wheels these days F But my dear how about you G9 G7 A9 A7 D Dm Em7 Iʼm going slightly mad D Dm Em7 Iʼm going slightly mad F It finally happened Em It finally happened - ooh yes F It finally happened Iʼm slightly mad Just very slightly mad Gm And there you have it