Intro: C#m C#m When the outside temperature rises D#m7 And the meaning is oh so clear C#m One thousand and one yellow daffodils D#m7 Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear F7 Are they trying to tell you something F# Youʼre missing that one final screw F7 Youʼre simply not in the pink my dear F# To be honest you havenʼt got a clue G#9 G#7 G#9 G#7 C# C#m D#m7 Iʼm going slightly mad C# C#m D#m7 Iʼm going slightly mad E It finally happened – happened D#m It finally happened - ooh oh E It finally happened Iʼm slightly mad C#m Oh dear C#m Iʼm one card short of a full deck D#m7 Iʼm not quite the shilling C#m One wave short of a shipwreck D#m7 Iʼm not my usual top billing F7 Iʼm coming down with a fever F# Iʼm really out to sea F7 This kettle is boiling over F# I think iʼm a banana tree C#m Oh dear G#9 G#7 G#9 G#7 C# C#m D#m7 Iʼm going slightly mad C# C#m D#m7 Iʼm going slightly mad E It finally happened – happened D#m It finally happened - ooh oh E It finally happened Iʼm slightly mad C#m Oh dear Solo: F#m7 C#m C# C#m7 D#m7 C# C#m D#m7 E D#m E F#m7 F7 Iʼm knitting with only one needle F# Unravelling fast itʼs true F7 Iʼm driving only three wheels these days F# But my dear how about you G#9 G#7 A#9 A#7 D# D#m Fm7 Iʼm going slightly mad D# D#m Fm7 Iʼm going slightly mad F# It finally happened Fm It finally happened - ooh yes F# It finally happened Iʼm slightly mad Just very slightly mad G#m And there you have it