Intro: Am D x2 Am Oh. My. God. (Fuck it!) D Am Oh. My. God! (Fuck it!) D Am They don’t play the song on the radio D They don’t show the tits on the video Am They don’t know that we are the media D They don’t know that we start the mania Am Your Eyes don’t want to see what I’m making you D Your ass is off its seat and I’m shaking you Am Walking down the street I’m the lady – ah - D Showing off my Map of Tasmania! Am Oh. My. God. (Fuck it!) D Showinʼ off my Map of Tasmania! Am Oh. My. God! (Fuck it!) D Showinʼ off my Map of Tasmania! Am Soft and sweet and shaped like a triangle D Some girls want no shape and they shave it all Am That’s so whack, it hurts with the stubble D Walking ’round and look like an eight-year-old Am I say grow that shit like a jungle D Give ‘em something strong to hold onto Am Let it fly in the open wind D If it get too bushy, you can trim Am Oh. My. God. (Fuck it!) D Showinʼ off my Map of Tasmania! Am Oh. My. God! (Fuck it!) D Showinʼ off my Map of Tasmania! Am They don’t play the song on the radio D They don’t show the tits on the video Am They don’t know that we are the media D They don’t know that we start the mania Am You Eyes don’t want to see what I’m making you D Your ass is off its seat and I’m shaking you Am Walking down the street I’m the lady – ah - D Showing off my Map of Tasmania