A# Gm Mr. Robinson and his quango F# Dirty dealer, expensive car G# Runs the buses and the evening star A# Gm He got a hair piece and he got herpes F# His private life is very discreet G# A nicer man youʼll never going to meet F A self professed saviour of the dim right wing Heʼs got respitory problems and a masons ring A# Gm Mr. Robinson and his quango F# Drinks with the general and the county wives G# Yes the family business is doing all right A# Gm They are doing tangoʼs down in the quangoʼs F# He makes them tick and he makes them tock G# And if he doesnʼt like you heʼll put you in the dock F He just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumbs Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum A# He ran into the toliet in the town hall Got a biro out and wrote on the wall G# Iʼm wearing black french knickers on under my suit Iʼve got stockings and suspenders on Iʼm feeling rather loose F Oh Iʼm a naughty boy Oh Iʼm a naughty, naughty boy