Intro: C# G# D#7 C# G# D#7 C# G# D#7 Well you should see Polytheme Pam C# G# D#7 Sheʼs so good-looking but she looks like a man G# A# B C# D#7 Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag B C# D#7 Yes you should see Polytheme Pam B C# D#7 Yeah Yeah Yeah C# G# D#7 C# G# D#7 Get a dose of her jackboots and kilt Sheʼs killer diller when sheʼs dressed to the hilt Sheʼs the kind of a girl that makes "The News of The World" Yes, you could say she was attractively built Yeah Yeah Yeah
