B E B G#m Mom and Dad went to a show B E B G#m Dropped me off a Grandpa Joeʼs B E B G#m I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no G#m B Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 B E B G#m Had to eat my dinner there B E B G#m Had mashed potatoes and stuff like that B E B G#m Couldnʼt chew my meat too good G#m B Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 B E B G#m Said why donʼt you stop your crying B E B G#m Go outside and ride your bike B E B G#m Thatʼs what I did, I killed my toes G#m B Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 B E B G#m After dinner I had ice cream B E B G#m Fell asleep and watched TV B E B G#m Wake up in my motherʼs arms G#m B Chorus: Grandma take me home }x19 G#m B I wanna be alone.
