A# D# A# Gm Mom and Dad went to a show A# D# A# Gm Dropped me off a Grandpa Joeʼs A# D# A# Gm I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no Gm A# Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 A# D# A# Gm Had to eat my dinner there A# D# A# Gm Had mashed potatoes and stuff like that A# D# A# Gm Couldnʼt chew my meat too good Gm A# Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 A# D# A# Gm Said why donʼt you stop your crying A# D# A# Gm Go outside and ride your bike A# D# A# Gm Thatʼs what I did, I killed my toes Gm A# Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 A# D# A# Gm After dinner I had ice cream A# D# A# Gm Fell asleep and watched TV A# D# A# Gm Wake up in my motherʼs arms Gm A# Chorus: Grandma take me home }x19 Gm A# I wanna be alone.