A D A F#m Mom and Dad went to a show A D A F#m Dropped me off a Grandpa Joeʼs A D A F#m I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no F#m A Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 A D A F#m Had to eat my dinner there A D A F#m Had mashed potatoes and stuff like that A D A F#m Couldnʼt chew my meat too good F#m A Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 A D A F#m Said why donʼt you stop your crying A D A F#m Go outside and ride your bike A D A F#m Thatʼs what I did, I killed my toes F#m A Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 A D A F#m After dinner I had ice cream A D A F#m Fell asleep and watched TV A D A F#m Wake up in my motherʼs arms F#m A Chorus: Grandma take me home }x19 F#m A I wanna be alone.