D G D Bm Mom and Dad went to a show D G D Bm Dropped me off a Grandpa Joeʼs D G D Bm I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no Bm D Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 D G D Bm Had to eat my dinner there D G D Bm Had mashed potatoes and stuff like that D G D Bm Couldnʼt chew my meat too good Bm D Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 D G D Bm Said why donʼt you stop your crying D G D Bm Go outside and ride your bike D G D Bm Thatʼs what I did, I killed my toes Bm D Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 D G D Bm After dinner I had ice cream D G D Bm Fell asleep and watched TV D G D Bm Wake up in my motherʼs arms Bm D Chorus: Grandma take me home }x19 Bm D I wanna be alone.